Meet Swinger’s Party Hostess Jennifer!

Hi! My name is Jennifer, and welcome to my personal swinger’s party blog!

I’m 24 years old, I’m a real estate agent, and a swingers’ party hostess!

I just started selling houses a couple years ago, and it’s a LOT harder than it sounds. I love being a swinger’s party hostess way better.

As a swinger’s party hostess it’s my job to get as many people as possible at our swinger’s parties.

It’s also my job to have sex with as many people as possible at the parties, and I prefer being a swinger’s party hostess over a real estate agent.

Please read my blog because you will learn many things about me, and I’ll show you how to get invited to swinger’s parties as well!

You don’t have to be a swinger to attend one of my swinger parties. Single men and single women are more than welcome to attend one of my swinger’s parties.

We host swinger’s parties in all 50 states across the USA! So if you want to attend a swinger’s party in your state, then all you have to do is follow these simple steps:

Below is a list of all 50 U.S. states.

Click on the state that you want to get invited to a swinger’s party in.

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington DC
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

I really hope you read all of my articles, I know I’m not a professional writer, but I really think you’ll have fun reading what I have to say! And there are parties soon for Arizona swingers, California swingers. Michigan swingers, New York swingers, Georgia swingers, Illinois swingers, Florida swingers, Utah swingers, and Texas swingers! But there will be swinger’s parties in every state across the USA this year! So please continue reading my blog for updates and information!

Melissa wants to invite you right now

Melissa has a very sexually explicit message to give you…..

You can only accept this invitation if you are 18 years old or older.

This is for serious adults only.

Hi there, my name is Melissa and I’m a 31 year old married woman. My friends at The Married Wives Affairs Club wanted me to send a personal message to a few people who have visited dating communities in the past, and we understand that you have. I hope that I am not bothering you in any way, and I’m POSITIVE that you are going to LOVE what I have to say!!!

Before I start, I want to tell you that married women like me are not sluts, we love our husbands, but you only live once, and we have needs and want to have fun.

Okay, I’m a little nervous, but here I go…

I have been a member of the The Married Wives Affairs Club for almost 1 year now, and I must admit that I am addicted to this site. I love my husband, but he travels A LOT for work, and I have needs that I just can’t control. I’m not looking for love, just for discreet love making with men that I will only see one or two times in my life.

My husband is also very conservative when it comes to making love, so the guys that I meet at the The Married Wives Affairs Club have to want to pleasure me everywhere, and when I say “everywhere”, I mean in every spot.

Here’s what I want to do, I want to invite you to check out this discreet affairs community…please check it out, you will see very beautiful married women that are lonely, and you can be the one to make them feel so much better…and the LOVE MAKING that you will have may be the BEST of your entire life!

Come on…you know you’re a little curious right?

Click here to have an affair with a married woman…

Now the people who operate The Married Wives Affairs Club picked me to send out this message over the thousands of other married women only because I informed them how much I love their dating site…You and I will probably never meet, but there are thousands of married women just like me that you can date and make love to. In fact, I have met and slept with 15 gentlemen from this site in the past 12 months, and some of the other married women that I have met here have told me they make love to 10 or 20 different men a month. You wouldn’t believe how many husbands leave their wives alone for business…it’s crazy!

Click here to have an affair with a married woman…

Have fun no matter what you do in life! Just don’t let the days past you by without enjoying them to the fullest!

Swinger’s Party Tips And Advice

-You can’t get jealous at a swinger’s party-

So I have sex with at least 5 women and 3 or 4 men every weekend at swinger’s parties.

I usually give blow jobs to married men while their wives watch on.

If you want to be invited to a swinger’s party then I might be able to help. But you will end up breaking up with your girlfriend or wife if they are the jealous type.

Also, if you’re a man reading this, you must know that you will have 2 or three hot chicks sucking you off at the same time, but also understand that your wife or girlfriend will also be getting screwed and blowing a few guys as well.

If you’re the jealous type, then DO NOT EVER attend a swinger’s party

But they really are fun if you have the right partner in your life

All this swinger party talk is making me want to suck on something hard right now, I’m so wet .

Swinger’s Party Tip #2: Don’t get drunk at the party…

Okay, it’s natural to be very nervous the first few times you attend a swinger’s party, or any swinger’s function in general.

Many newbies tend to drink a few too many cocktails to help with their nerves.

Please limit your alcohol consumption to 3 drinks or less!

No swinger one wants to give a drunk guy a blow job…. I actually only allow newbies to have their way with me if they’re sober.

Every swinger you meet was a newbie at one point, and they understand how you’re feeling

Finally, you don’t want to gain a bad reputation as a drunk a-hole in the swinger community.

Try to be yourself and you’ll have the most fun.

Well I gotta end this post now, I’m heading to Orange County for a swinger’s party and I’m hoping to win the Blow Job contest again! The winner gets a cute t-shirt.

Dating App Tip for Guys: Your profile pic matters

If you’ve read any of my previous posts you know that I really want to have sex with 1,000 men that I meet on Tinder so I can write a book about my experiences. And this past week I added 3 more men to my tally. So I should reach my goal in under 2 years!

But, one guy I slept with did something really cool with his profile picture that first grabbed my attention, which led to me grabbing the attention in his pants by the end of the night.

So if you’re a guy reading this, then I think you should take a play out of this guy’s book because I know you’ll get more women to swipe right on your Tinder or Bumble profile if you do.

This guy, we’ll call him “Sean”, mainly because his name is Sean, but “Sean” placed text over his Tinder profile picture that read:

“My Nose Looks Smaller in Person, Swipe Right To See”

It was pretty funny, and it was my first time seeing a guy use this technique.

So if you look at this pic below where I added the text : “My Boobs Look Bigger In Person, Swipe Right To See”

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This is what he did with his main profile pic on Tinder where he added the text
“My Nose Looks Smaller in Person, Swipe Right To See”

This really stood out, and honestly guys, every woman gets way more matches then men do on all dating apps. The reason is because most guys just swipe right on ever female just hoping that one of them will match with him.

Women don’t do this. We maybe swipe on 5 to 10 guys max, and we match with almost all of them. So if you want to increase your chances of getting a girl to swipe right on your pic, do what this “Sean” guy did and add some funny text to your main picture.

Here are some examples that just off the top of my head:

“just swipe right to win”
“Come on, give me a chance”
“if you don’t like me I’ll tell your mom”
“If you swipe left on me your phone will explode”

If any of you guys reading this try this technique please let me know how it worked out for you. I would really love some feedback.

Also, FaceTime is Your Best Friend for Tinder, Bumble, and ALL Dating Apps!

How many times has someone told you, “Damn this chick/guy I went out with on Tinder the other night catfished me! He/she did not look anything at all like the pictures they posted on their profile!”

Everyone, and I mean everyone, posts their best pictures on Facebook, on Instagram, on SnapChat, and yes, they also, and mainly, post their most attractive pics of themselves on their Tinder, Bumble, or any other dating app that they use.

Honestly, would you swipe right on a girl or guy if you didn’t find them at least a little easy on the eyes? Of course not.

Tinder and Bumble, and all of the other dating apps, only allow you to judge someone’s appearance to grab your attention, so everyone, yes including you, are always gonna kinda “catfish” when choosing your profile pictures.

The only way to guarantee that your dating app matches look like their profile pics in real life is to use FaceTime.

After you message your matches a few times on the dating app of your choice, you need to ask them if you can FaceTime them later in the evening. Make up an excuse to get them to agree. Here are a few excuses that should work:

1) “My dog/cat is so cute right now, can I FaceTime you so you can see?”

If your match is a pet lover then this is an easy way for them to agree to FaceTime.

2) “Hey, wanna FaceTime?”

This is pretty straight to the point, and if they say “no”, then just ask why.

3) “Wanna FaceTime so you know that I really look like my profile pics?”

If they say “no” to this one then they either look nothing like their profile pics, or they really aren’t that into you and you should consider seeking someone else to date.

Trust me, you need to use FaceTime, or any other video messaging app, if you want to guarantee never getting catfished!

Also, and this sucks the most, many times a person that you match with on Tinder will post profile pictures of someone else altogether just to waste your time because they really have no intentions to meet you out in the real world! These people are weird, and kinda hurtful. So use FaceTime or a different video messaging app to make sure that no one is playing a cruel game with you.

The Art of the Dating Profile Picture!

Okay, let’s discuss the pictures that we post on dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, OkCupid, Hinge, Happn, or any of the other 1 million dating apps out their on iTunes or the google play store.

The pics that we post on dating apps are nothing more than advertisements for ourselves. No one reads a person’s profile, actually the only thing 99% of people read on someone’s dating profile before they swipe left or right is age and location. Now we will read the profile once we match with someone, but this only proves that a person’s dating bio isn’t as important as the profile pics.

So tips for guys:

Do NOT post any of the following:

-Do NOT post a pic of your dick…

-Do NOT post a shirtless selfie…

-Do NOT post a selfie of you holding a fish…

-Do NOT post a pic of you kissing a girl….

-And no pics where your face cannot be seen….

-Finally, don’t post any pics that have a snapchat filter!
Ladies, DO NOT post any of the following:

-Do NOT post a duckface selfie…..

-Do NOT post a pic with a snapchat filter…..

-Do NOT post a pic with a fat female friend…..

-Do NOT post a pic that is NOT you because of all the face tuning and body tuning edits you use…..

If you edit your pic too much then any guy will NEVER want to go out with you more than once because you DO NOT look like the girl in the picture.
Now here are some profile picture tips for both genders:
*Only show your real smile and not a silly or weird face.

*Only post pictures that you take late at night or between 5PM and 7PM. People tend to look more sexy when the light is soft or golden.


*Always leave your flash off when taking a picture to post on your dating file. I was told that for some reason a camer’s flash will age a person by almost 8 full years! No one wants to look eight years older than they are.


*Post a pic where your entire body can be seen..DO NOT just post pics of your face and head!


*Make sure your eyes are open! People think that eyes are pretty, so show yours!


*Group shots suck!!!! NO ONE SHOULD BE POSTING GROUP SHOTS!!! They are confusing and they suck and no one wants to see your friends before they meet you!


If you’re a “cat person” trust me when I say no one gives a f*k that you love cats, and no one wants to see your cat’s weird face in your dating profile pics.

*Hey dog lovers, no one wants to see your smelly dog’s face either in your dating profile pitires…leave the dog outside while you take new pics for your Tinder profile!

*The most pics win!!!! Yes, you need to post as many pics as possible so someone has a lot to look at and is more excited to swipe in your favor on your profile…I for one always pass on any guy that only posts1 or 2 pics. I think 7 to 10 is a great number to post.
Here are some tips just for the female gender:

**Women should wear the color read and always show a little bit of cleavage!

**The sexier the better!


Here are some tips just for the male gender:

**No one want to see your dick pics! That’s really all I have to say about that!

Follow this advice and you’ll have more dating app matches than you have ever had to date! I mean, maybe you won’t, but I think you will!

Women Hate “Dick-Pics” – So Don’t Send Them!

Okay gentlemen, just because a woman “matches” with you on Tinder, Bumble, or any other dating site/app does’n mean it’s an open invitation to send her a “dick-pic”.

First off, penis pictures do not get chicks wet, and they’ll just think you’re a creep.

Also, don’t send too many shirtless selfies, and by too many I mean not even 1.

Shirtless selfies can really dry out a perfectly wonderful vagina.

Chicks can send men selfies of anything because we know it’ll get you hard….but please, I beg of you for all of the women in the world, we DON’T want the favor returned.

If you want to get laid from a dating app or dating site, just don’t be creepy. Pretty simple.

I’ll blow most guys I meet on dating apps just if they’re nice.

I hope this piece of advice helps you guys get laid…or at least a blow job

Also, Don’t Slide Into My DMs With Your Junk!

Don't Slide Into My DMs With Your Junk!

GUYS THAT SEND DICK PICS WITHOUT PERMISSION ARE FUCKING WEIRD ASS LOSERS!

OMG! I have had yet another Instagram account disabled because I yell at any guy that ambushes me with a “dick pic” in my DMs (direct messages)!

And holy shit these guys are the BIGGEST BABIES! You can’t just send me a “dick pic” and get upset when I tell you to “fuck off”…. and then they report me to Instagram as “inappropriate” or “abusive” because they are embarrassed that I didn’t tell them “thank you so much for letting me see your dick”.

I just need ALL men to understand once and for all, women DO NOT get horny, or drool, or even enjoy in the slightest bit, a pic of your junk. You guys LOVE getting nudes from women, but women DO NOT want to see your dick.

Seriously, that is so rude and kind of weird. Yes, if you send a woman a pic of your dick without her expecting it then you are a WEIRDO!

Holy shit!!! I am sooo pissed that I have had my Instagram account disabled because I told 10 guys last night to “fuck off and have some class”.

I get “eye raped” and I’m the one that gets kicked off of Instagram? Fuck you Instagram, and fuck off to all you creepy fuckers that ambush women with “dick pics”. You guys suck, and Instagram sucks even more!

I’m begging ALL women to never check your DMs from any man that you aren’t friends with on social media.

And to all women who might have stumbled across this post, please do not let guys think they can just shove an image of their stupid penis into your eyes.

And in case any man that reads this didn’t see the first line of this post here it is again:

GUYS THAT SEND DICK PICS WITHOUT PERMISSION ARE FUCKING WEIRD ASS LOSERS!

A Few More Things Chicks Hate about Penises!

Dick Pics and Other Things Chicks Hate about Penises


(This is an actual ad that some advertising agency thought was a good idea for Burger King. Heads up, women don’t think about sucking on dicks when we’re hungry, we just want to eat when we’re hungry. Please don’t depict women as cock hungry whores to help sell fast food. I don’t get offended easily, but whoever gave the okay for this ad is an asshole.)

Hey guys, don’t get me wrong, I really like penises.

I think they’re wonderful.

I want to hug them, hold them, kiss them, clean them, sing to them, and give them presents whenever I can.

But PLEASE, and not just for me, but for all penis lovers around the world, follow my below advice, and I can almost guarantee you’ll find your dick in more mouths, vaginas, and butts than ever before.

  1. Don’t send unsolicited dick pics.

Unsolicited dick pics are essentially eyeball rape! No one wants to see your dick without warning. Chicks just don’t find Unsolicited dick pics sexy. If you think women just can’t wait to see a pic of your dick, trust me, we can wait.

Only send a dick pic if a chick requests one.

And if you really want to send a dick pic maybe first send a text or DM like this, “Hey girl, let me know if you ever want me to send you a pic of my dick, not sure if you like them or not, but if you do, I can send you one, hope you’re having a great day!”

Maybe she’ll say “yes”, maybe she’ll say “no”, but trust me, she still doesn’t want it, but at least you’re giving her the option.

  1. Trim your ball hair

I don’t suck on hairy balls, and trust me, you want your balls sucked while your dick is getting stroked. Nothing kills the mood for a chick getting ready to slurp down on a dick than seeing a pair of balls sporting a ponytail.

You don’t have to shave your balls, a little hair is fine, but groom yourself regularly.

  1. Don’t park your dick in my ass unless I give you the garage door opener

Don’t ever think that women want to have anal sex with a guy they don’t love. Some chicks love anal sex, but there are more women in the world that hate anal sex than those that love it.

Most women let you put your dick in their butt because they want to make you happy, but they really don’t want it.

So if you’re trying to sleep with a chick, don’t decide on your own to drop your dick off in their butt. If a chick really wants you to put your penis in their butt they’ll tell you.

  1. Don’t have sex with my mouth, my mouth will have sex with your dick

Don’t penetrate a chick’s mouth with your dick unless she’s into that. And just like anal sex, a chick will tell you to “face fuck” her if she wants you to.

If a chick wants to “gag” on your penis then she’ll let you know. Getting a penis jammed down your throat doesn’t feel good, and honestly, it’s kind of a jerk move to do so.

  1. If you work at an advertising agency, don’t create ads like the one at the top of this post that depict women as nothing more than cock hungry whores just so your client can sell more burgers and fries.

Okay, those are just 5 things women hate about penises I wanted guys to know about.

Just respect women when it comes to your penis and you’ll find your dick having more fun than ever before.

Maybe you don’t agree with my above advice, but you should, because I’m right.

Let me know what you hate, and what you love, about penises in the comments section if you want to.

The Best Places to Live in the U.S. in 2019



As a real estate agent it’s important that I know what the best cities are in the United States to live in. Also, these are great cities for swinger’s parties!

Here are the cities to live in starting from the best (Austin,TX) and ranking from second best down:

Austin, Texas

Denver, Colorado

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Des Moines, Iowa

Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota

San Francisco, California

Portland, Oregon

Seattle, Washington

Raleigh & Durham, North Carolina

Huntsville, Alabama

Madison, Wisconsin

Grand Rapids, Michigan

San Jose, California

Nashville, Tennessee

Asheville, North Carolina

Boise, Idaho

Sarasota, Florida

Washington, D.C.

Charlotte, North Carolina

If you need help finding a house to buy in any of the above cities you should check out these sites:

-Zillow

Zillow is the OG of real estate websites. You can see information about the home and compare the asking price to Zillow’s estimate. The site also offers a price and tax history of the home, pulled from public records.

-Trulia

Trulia offers the basics that you expect from a real estate website, including property size, cost, and mortgage payment estimates. However, their other tools can be valuable if you’re looking for an idea of how a home or location will fit your lifestyle.

-HomeFinder

HomeFinder makes it easy to find all the pertinent public information about the properties you’re researching.

This website offers details such as the most recently assessed taxable value and the amount of tax paid on the property, in addition to basic info about bedrooms, bathrooms, and square feet. There’s even a utility estimate to help you plan monthly costs for your home.

Redfin

Redfin is a little different from the other sites on this list — instead of just offering listings, it’s actually a real estate brokerage. Though Redfin isn’t available in every area, there is plenty of data on the homes that are listed.

Please read my blog because you will learn many things about me, and I’ll show you how to get invited to swinger’s parties as well!

You don’t have to be a swinger to attend one of my swinger parties. Single men and single women are more than welcome to attend one of my swinger’s parties.

We host swinger’s parties in all 50 states across the USA! So if you want to attend a swinger’s party in your state, then all you have to do is follow these simple steps:

Below is a list of all 50 U.S. states.

Click on the state that you want to get invited to a swinger’s party in.

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington DC
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Have fun searching for your new home!

I Need Anal Sex Advice Please

I have an open house today near Malibu, CA, but before I have to get back to my real estate career, I was hoping to get some advice from anyone reading this that is a female and loves anal sex. I’m planning on having a lot of anal sex at this weekend’s swingers party, so any help would be greatly appreciated.

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Okay, I’m going to try anal sex one more time Monday night with a guy I met at a swinger’s party. But I have been doing my research as any good slut should do, and I think I made a mistake last night by not using enough lube.

If anyone has some advice other than using 10 barrels of lube when having anal sex, then please feel free to let me know because I really want to have a spectacular anal sex experience.

I heard anal beads and butt plugs may also be helpful in getting me in the mood. I am desperate here people.

I really am scared of getting my booty pounded, but I really want to see if it feels as good as all of my female swinger friends have been telling me it is.

By the way, if you want to get invited to one of my upcoming swinger parites, just remember the 2 simple steps that I explained in my first article:

First step: Check out the below list of all 50 U.S. states.

Second step Click on the state that you want to get invited to a swinger’s party in.

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington DC
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

I Swallow After Giving Head…So Please Have Great Tasting Cum

Advice on how to make semen taste really delicious…please read…

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Love giving head but hate swallowing the load? Guys, do you want your woman to swallow your load every time?

Okay, so I really love giving head, but I love tasting and swallowing cum more than sucking on an erection . But I get it that most women aren’t fans of “swallowing”. Maybe it’s the texture, maybe it’s the taste, maybe you’re not sure if it’s safe…but trust me, you can’t get pregnant by “swallowing”.

Now, texture of semen can’t be changed, but the taste of semen can be helped if you get your man to do the following:

1.) Stop smoking cigarettes. Smoking can make spunk taste grody to the max.

2.) Alcohol helps with getting the courage to place a huge penis in your mouth, but alcohol will make your man’s giant weiner blow out some funky tasting jizz. So don’t eat a load a day after a night of heavy drinking.

3.) Make him eat some celery. Celery is high in water and vitamin C and can clear the semen of what might be making his celery stick juice taste nasty.

4.) Smoking weed will not only get your lover high, it will also make his cum taste like a glass of crap.

5.) No more Starbuck runs. His coffee with cream is making the cream in his penis taste like sour milk in your mouth. So cut out coffee and even caffeine.

6.) Cut out dairy! Milk might do a body good, but it makes creamy jizz taste like a bag of hot farts.

7.) Drink cranberry juice. This will balance pH levels and will make you want to drink a glass full of his semen if you’re extremely thirsty…okay, a glass of even the tastiest semen will not go down well, but cranberry juice really does help!

8.) Cut out red meat. Steaks taste great, but the jizz blasting into your mouth from his meat bone will make you want to spit out his load just as fast as he exploded it into your mouth.

9.) Avoid these vegetable please: cauliflower and cabbage. Not only will his cum taste like dead fish guts, but will also make him blast out some nasty farts. Kill two birds with one stone!

10.) Cut out fast food. An Inn-And-Out burger will sour the ketchup coming out of his French fry!

11.) Eat lots of asparagus! I’m totally kidding here. We all know that asparagus will make any load taste worse than a hot bowl of turd shanks. PLEASE know that I’m kidding here. NO ASPARAGUS EVER!!!

And make sure you eat a LOT of pineapples!

As soon as your man makes these changes you will be more than happy sucking down every single drop of your man’s love juice.

Have fun having fun please!

Please read my blog because you will learn many things about me, and I’ll show you how to get invited to swinger’s parties as well!

You don’t have to be a swinger to attend one of my swinger parties. Single men and single women are more than welcome to attend one of my swinger’s parties.

We host swinger’s parties in all 50 states across the USA! So if you want to attend a swinger’s party in your state, then all you have to do is follow these simple steps:

Below is a list of all 50 U.S. states.

Click on the state that you want to get invited to a swinger’s party in.

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington DC
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming